Funny New Year Resolutions
1. I resolve to never again use the phrase “New Year, New Me” in any context.
2. I resolve to make it a point to laugh at least once a day.
3. I resolve to never again walk into a room and forget why I went in there.
4. I resolve to never again spend more than five minutes trying to find something I know I put somewhere.
5. I resolve to never again forget that “Netflix and chill” is code for “let’s hook up.”
6. I resolve to never again forget to take my keys when I leave the house.
7. I resolve to never again try to fit into clothes that are two sizes too small.
8. I resolve to never again forget to bring my phone charger when I go out.
9. I resolve to never again let my friends talk me into going out when I’m feeling tired.
10. I resolve to never again let myself get so wrapped up in a TV show that I forget to eat dinner.
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